I wandered around the kitchen, searching for leftovers that could be cooked in 3 minutes in the microwave, and was struck by a brilliant idea of brilliance: Two minute noodles!
Inside the pantry I found a big bag of sugar, tomato sauce, a bag of rice and some biscuits... but no 2 minute noodles.
This guy would probably go on a homicidal ninja rampage if he ran out of 2 minute noodles.
I gasped in horror and immediately my brain started descending into a pit of insanity. Insanity meaning that I was readily considering strolling down the road to our local Disgusting Fried Animal Restaurant to eat. This is not good.
I realised that I was experiencing a Uni Student Nightmare.
As I munch on a poor unfortunate but delicious creature (sorry RSPCA), I thought up some more Uni Student Nightmares...
- Running out of beer/coffee.
- The pub no longer takes your student discount card. Or in my case, it burns down soon after you have scored said card.
- The guild bar is closed.
- Lecturers who don't put their lectures online, thus screwing you over when you have to skip your lecture due to sleeping/procrastinating/killer hangover...
- Centrelink.
- Listening to a fellow student who lives at home, wearing trendy clothes, bitching about how they can't afford an iPod.
- Pretentious students who actually put up their hand and talk for a very long time or ask complicated questions in lectures.
- When someone's phone rings in a lecture.
- When your phone rings in a lecture.
- Finding out that the dude who's been stalking you for the last semester is in your lecture/tute.
- Finding out the guy you're stalking isn't in your lecture/tute.
- 8am classes.
- The idea that eventually you won't be able to be a uni slacker any more, but rather a contributing member of society with a real job...
Terrifying!
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great idea - you should maybe turn this into a feature.
I have a few more:
* accidently becoming something of a "tutors pet" and rather appropriately, recieving the scorn of fellow classmates.
* arriving in the middle of a packed lecture with everyone staring at you (this is my personal nightmare)
and, following on from something you mentioned...
* listening to rich, pretentious student's about how they are going to France "to summer" when you know the most exotic place you will be going is beenleigh.
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