1. A video game bar to be opened in Brisbane
This is way too cool. It combines two things in life that I love - video games and drinking. I am so excited that I think I will drink there every night. Either that or I'll work there, as a bartender or undisputed Mario Kart champion.
2. Sausage thief
This is the funniest story I have read all day. All week even. Firstly, the word sausage is hilarious. Secondly, the person who finds the Sausage King will be rewarded...with 10kg of sausages. Thirdly, he is being called "the icon of Toowoomba". The Toowoomba Chronicle's version is chock-full of puns and gets funnier and funnier as you read on.
“I hope the King hasn't been snagged anywhere or is not being given too much of a
3. In other news of immense hilarity...
4. Kittens Inspired by Kittens
A young girl chirpily provides the strange dialogue between pictures of kittens eg. "I'm a magician!" Obviously someone has nerdy parents who look at too much Lolcats. Hency why if I ever have a daughter, she should be exactly like this girl.
While on the subject of cats...
5. Russian lolcats
Translation: Cease your protests, the deal is done! You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!
I don't think I have anything to add to this.... just click it.
In conclusion, facebook is excellent.