Friday, January 11, 2008

I am a great dispenser of advice

Scene: The bar I work at. It is about 2am. A middle aged man stumbles over to the bar.

Man: Allo love!

Me: Hello. What can I get you?

Man: Smirnoff Double Black!

Me: Rightio. $8, please.

Man: (while looking for his change) I hope she doesn't bite me this time!

Me:... What? (laughs)

Man: (laughs)

Me: Your girlfriend bit you?

Man: Yeah! Look! (shows me a bite mark on his arm)

Me: That's awful!

Man: I know!

Me: Bite her back.

Man: (giggles)

Me: Well, she bit you first!

Man: OK! I will! (walks away)

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Bartenders and barbers - two eternal dispensers of sage advice.

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