Heard from the mouths of babes

Kids crack me up sometimes.

Little Boy: (pointing) "Mummy, what's that?"
Mum: "That's a (whatever it was)"
Little Boy: (in New Zealand accent) "Awww... true bro."



Yeah broo!

Dad: "Could you go put these in the car?"
Kid: "Yeah okay... BRB"

Brother: (looking at miniature Buddha statue) "Who's that?"
Sister: "That's Buddha."
Brother: "Who's he?"
Sister: "I dunno, I think he eats children."

Son: "Daddy! Daddy! Look what I can do!"
Dad: "What's that?"
Son: (makes fart noises with his armpit)
Dad: (cracks up laughing)