I was sitting in the amphitheatre at uni before doing my uni work on this here laptop. A fellow sat near me with his friends and began eating a sandwich. Nothing wrong with that, really, except it was an egg sandwich. It smelt like raw fart. Whimpering in horror, I packed up my things and moved over near the library.
I am now sitting at a bench. A lady is sitting near me eating a salad.
What kind of salad do you ask?
An EGG salad.
And yes, it smells like a baby's pants after it's been eating curry.
What are the odds of that? I just cannot escape the farty smell of egg wherever I go, it seems.
YOU CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF, EGG SANDWICH.
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