- If you are a guitarist in a band, you HAVE to jump around like you have caterpillars in your pants and hump the amp wildly. If not, you suck.
- Being Trent Reznor also helps.
- All men in Europe are hot. However, they are also all raging homosexuals. No straight man can wear a silk, open shirt with gold chains. And leather pants. So many leather pants.
- You are not allowed to be a Polish "rapper" in golf pants.
- Dear Turkey: STOP THRUSTING. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THRUSTING. love, Ellie
- No matter how tight your pants are and how much camel toe you have if you can't hit the high notes then you can't hit the high notes.
- Emo kids are allright when they sing cute pop-punk songs and are from Andorra.
- It turns out that the portly, butch woman of questionable sexual orientation who was in my way the whole time at the Nine Inch Nails concert was the Serbian entrant in Eurovision! How about that.
- You have to PUSH THE BUTTON.
- Danish drag queens sing better than most girls.
- You know you're at a quality gig when the band finishes with, "Add us to myspace!"
- Vampires are, indeed, alive.
That is all.
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4 comments:
*pushes the freaking button*
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought the Andorran's were cute! I felt vaguely guilty for liking their blatantly emo music, but it was so catchy. XD;
You and I need to watch Eurovision together next year I think, because we make all the same comments (especially about Turkey, omgwtf, STOP IT AND GO HOME YOU BELLY-DANCING MONSTERS, YOU WERE BA~D). XD
It's too bad you didn't see the final, you would have loved the Ukraine's drag queen.
(ps - the NIN concert lady won. *laughs*)
omg andorra were great, i like them haha.
isreael with 'push the button' omg that was hilarious, it should have won...not the butch KD-Lang look-a-like. i did think she was pretty good though. haha we started calling her KD-Fat.
anywho i like cheese
love, linda
see, people comment if i dont!
israel was the shit, denmark pwned, and as far as im concerned, gay men should never wear sequins, and neither should fat women with toes.
<3
Well, first of all i like to say that this blog is absolutely great(yeah, i`m not from USA;)
I like your attitude about the things going on at the world and i like people thinking similar like me.
Julian
PS I liked to see this cute emos;)
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